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The situation had grown absurd enough when the Attorney General came out this week and compared sex segregated restrooms to Jim Crow laws. Under the tyranny of Jim Crow, blacks were hung from trees. Under the tyranny of sex segregated restrooms, men have to go peepee in rooms with other men. Totally the same thing, obviously.

I thought that was a sufficient amount of craziness for one week, but President Obama apparently disagreed. Today, the president sent a magisterial declaration to all public schools in the country, demanding that they allow “transgender” students to use the bathroom that matches their “gender identity.”